Today in Clerihew Club we match the clerihews below with each of the famous quotes about them. First correct entry gets a free copy of The Firm-Buttocked Clerihew by Sir Joshua Reynolds.* (*not really).
"Gentlemen, I give you the clerihew! Pray do not look away!"
"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Clerihew, Ein Verrücktwerden Abwesenheit von Reim oder Versmaß."
"Bugger the humidity, it's those bloody clerihews! Won't they ever stop?"
"Every goy who studies the clerihew and every Jew who helps him in it, ought to die."
"The Thinking Crumpet's Clerihew"
Scarpia: Ascolta mi, un ultimo clerihew...
Tosca: Mori! Mori!
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Nutty for badminton.
On her Thailand travel blog
Just one word: Shuttle!Cock!
General George Petraeus,
Sure he may dismay us.
But not like Party B
In the case of Bomber v. Bombee.
Sponsored by 7-Eleven™
The Great Sage and Equal of Heaven™
George Herbert Walker Bush
Didn't need a push.
There's no place he'd not destroy
For a pre-pubescent boy.
Julia Eileen Gillard
+ 1 spouse / beard.
Most happy to drink toasts
To their blood-spattered hosts.
Billy Ray Cyrus
Daughters, Pelvis N' Gyrus.
He makes them rub their wholes
Against child-size stripper's poles.
Barrack Hussein Obama
A G&S 'Operama'
♪ From Finders' foundling found in an old kom-beee ♫
♫ To the very model of a monarch mind-zom-beee ♪