Well, that was the clerihew year that was: so many sparkling moments, so many of the world's movers and shakers and other sodomites reduced to four lines of nonsense poetry.
The little dog barked to see such fun, indeed. And quite right too.
May your cow jump over your moon and your dish run away with your spoon.
Merry Clerihew Christmas and a Happy Clerihew-less new year.
George Dubya Bush
And his cheerleader tush.
In the Skull & Bones Den
Was all things to all men.
Best wishes of long life and health
Somehow come out as "Go fuck yourself!"
He has more of those Armani glasses
Than could be pushed up four grown men's arses.
Little Johnny Howard
Over midgets towered.
His motto as sidekick hick:
"I speaks oftly and carry a pig's dick."
Was wont to dragoon
HM's navy, under Admiral Winchup,
As thugs to smack his chink bitch up.