Given the gossip (over at Henry Makow's) that Australia's current PM Julia Gillard is a lesbian whose 'boyfriend' is actually a 'beard'; further given Macow's suggestion that Paul Keating was also gay (which would explain a lot, ie. his insanely tailored suits, his fetish for antique French clocks, as well as his curious come-from-nowhere, never-to-be-discussed divorce): what are we to make of this, courtesy of the front page of Rupes' broadsheet The Australian? (click on the pic to get a full readable rez).
Well, blow me down! Plug this into Mark Latham's disparaging of Rudd, specifically for his lack of an Australian accent, and generally for his all-round effeteness, and gee whiz, you'd have to wonder wouldn't you? Then there's Rudd's famous Milky-Bar kid manner and propensity for hissy-fits and we're really getting somewhere ain't we? Ahem, not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. Unless we're in crypto territory in which case, um... there is something wrong with it actually.
Otherwise, all things being equal, I'd have declared that this is an absolute dead giveaway. I mean honestly!