The purpose of Pearlman

Azzam al-Amriki, aka Azzam the American, aka Adam Gadahn, aka Adam Pearlman has made a new video. Mr Pearlman is the weirdest Muslim extremist on the planet. He started out Jewish. Indeed his grandfather was on the board of the intensely Jewish Anti-Defamation League. Adam didn't care for his hippy Christian-convert parents. He preferred to live with his Grandfather. Whilst doing so he took himself off to the nearby mosque and remarkably became a mad, bad, dangerous to know Muslim and joined Al Qaeda.

You'd think it was remarkable. But it's not. No one remarks upon it. Not on the TV, not in the press, not even in Al Qaeda, if you can believe that. Al Qaeda has given him their full endorsement. No less than Al Qaeda number two Ayman al-Zawahiri told us we should all listen to him. In spite of being evil geniuses of the internet it never occurred to anyone in Al Qaeda to put Adam Gadahn into google. So unconcerned and trusting is this secretive criminal uber-gang that they made Mr Pearlman their chief spokesman. Meanwhile back in America, no one seems interested in interviewing his parents, friends, or school teachers. Katie Couric, Diane Sawyer, Oprah, all too busy. Mr Pearlman, it seems, is completely and utterly, 100%, D-notices-ain't-in-it, unremarkable.


Unless he's expounding Al Qaeda propaganda, that is. When this happens the media is transfixed and quivers with excitement to relay his important message. It's a funny old media isn't it?

And what is it he's said today that the media wants us to know? Does he urge Death to Zionists? As a Muslim and well aware that Zionists occupy Jerusalem (now beyond holy to him) you'd think he'd have an opinion. Apparently not. He seems to have no opinion on Zionists or Israel. It's a funny old Al Qaeda isn't it?

Okay I'll quit taking the piss. Here's the real world - Pearlman exists because there is no Al Qaeda. Or more specifically Muslims aren't as docile or as stupid as the funny old media would have us all believe. They can be tricked into playing paintball and other penny-ante incriminating things but when it comes to the crunch nobody, dimwits like Richard Reid aside, will be in it. So hard up are the creators of Al Qaeda that they need a Jew to play the part of the Mad Muslim.


He's not in it for a lark. That Pearlman gave up his life and put himself on top of the FBI list is the equivalent of martyrdom. His place in the secret pantheon of Zionist saints is assured. With this in mind, know that he doesn't get wheeled out to jibber-jabber madly on a whim. Everything he says is considered and scripted. It's all to a purpose. Which is what? They love it that we don't know. But here's my guess. Pearlman is setting the stage for Bush's assassination. Since these motherfuckers are the kings of the two-fer, three-fer, four-fer, the assassination could, all things going to plan, serve several purposes -

- If they can tie the assassination to Iran by way of the Palestinians Israel can bomb Iran and crush the Palestinians. Better still, the Americans can do it for them. Why not smash Syria and Egypt while they're at it? It's all good. Oh, and Lebanon will get theirs too.

- Since it was all urged by Adam 'Gadahn', an American 'convert', all manner of pre-arranged domestic shit will be justified and carried out. Martial Law - Sure. HR 1955 kicks into over-drive and Halliburton's concentration camps start to be put to good use. And of course - All Heil President Cheney.

-Ideally the grabbing of control will allow the imposition of the North American Union and the crushing of the cannot-be-allowed-to-live internet. And sure, chaos and suffering like we've never seen before. But only the people on the receiving end will give a shit.

-Since it'll happen in the Mid-East, the uneasy military/industrial American old guard would be somewhat mollified. They can console themselves that The Inevitable didn't take place on American soil. They're villainous greed-heads and sellouts but they're not completely unpatriotic. And they never liked the idiot son anyway.

- Speaking of which, they get rid of Bush, who's now a dead rubber. The longer he hangs around the more useless he becomes. Eventually the drugs will stop working and he'll give the game away.

-Big Bonus! As a trip-wire event it's cheap and effective. You gotta love that! No need for hundreds of mossad agents, co-ordination with the FAA, Pentagon, NORAD, no inquiries with hundreds of witnesses, video footage, evidential debris. And no messy, traceable nukes neither.


But I'm just thinking out loud. It's a game I play. I call it 'What would I do if I was a self-impressed motherfucker who viewed people as beasts?'. Or just 'Hubris' for short.