tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post6351994324224044471..comments2023-06-29T23:58:03.749+10:00Comments on church of nobody: Japanese spritzers, Scott Ritter, the G-spot, and other occult knowledgenobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-17174335849057532192009-03-19T14:45:00.000+11:002009-03-19T14:45:00.000+11:00Actually Slozo, between me having written that and...Actually Slozo, between me having written that and you replying, it did occur to me that I was drawing a long bow there. All the Japanese women I met had the balls to either, a) quit Japan, or b) stay in Japan but hang out with gaijin. Not a very broad-based sample I'm thinking. Further, me declaring that I'd like to live in Japan is all very well, but I'm not Japanese. I'm a gaijin and I can get with a aisatsu murder. The Japanese can't. Who knows what percentage of them find all that stuff tiresome beyond imagining? More than a few I imagine.nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-88503223595298168282009-03-19T14:32:00.000+11:002009-03-19T14:32:00.000+11:00No offense taken nobody, I realise your take on Ja...No offense taken nobody, I realise your take on Japan is not the standard western picture. Just like my take on China is not the standard picture shown in the west . . . experience and observation trumps punditry from a distance every time.<BR/><BR/>However, my observation personally has been that Japanese women are constricted in their choices. That is why when one breaks free and sets off, she must already be so very forward thinking that we are bound to assume she is somehow representative of the norm. But she isn't, of course . . . because about 60 million ladies are staying at home, serving and servicing.<BR/><BR/>Our opinions on everyone's culture are greatly influenced by the people we attract or have interaction with.<BR/><BR/>Now, all that being said, it's not Japanese that are depicted as slaves, ignorant and repressed - it's the Chinese. Look in the papers for negative news on Japan and China, and you'll see what I mean. <BR/><BR/>Now freedom . . . that's a whole can of words that I never intended to open. I mostly agree with you, total freedom doesn't always bring harmony or peace . . . but beneath Japanese men's peaceful exterior, there lies a quiet rage bubbling waiting to burst . . . I can't remember who it was, but a famous Japanese guy described Japanese men as always one small step away from rage.<BR/><BR/>That bottled up feeling comes from repression . . . as does the crazy sex demanded by the men in Japan. You should know what I'm talking about there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-1348897693713029472009-03-17T21:54:00.000+11:002009-03-17T21:54:00.000+11:00the "world" bank eh?just that name, that concept c...the "world" bank eh?<BR/>just that name, that concept creeps me out.Pennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16834513101685995010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-72965237687182276882009-03-17T17:01:00.000+11:002009-03-17T17:01:00.000+11:00Hey Everyone! New cryptic crossword!Yeah yeah. Don...Hey Everyone! <A HREF="http://crypticofnobody.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">New cryptic crossword!</A><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Yeah yeah. Don't all rush over at once. You might crash the server or something.<BR/><BR/>Philistines.nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-12427726505076431672009-03-17T11:27:00.000+11:002009-03-17T11:27:00.000+11:00Hey Pen, um, no spill here. To be honest I suspect...Hey Pen, um, no spill here. To be honest I suspect that this is a very little spill. It is to Exxon Valdez what a TV antennae is to the CN tower.<BR/><BR/>Otherwise, look who's popped in, and where they popped into -<BR/><BR/> fhwp03-p2.worldbank.org (The World Bank Group) [Label IP Address]<BR/><BR/>District Of Columbia, Washington, United States, 0 returning visit<BR/><BR/>Date Time WebPage<BR/>17th March 2009 05:14:12 whatreallyhappened.com/content/burn-hell-you-deniers-holocausts<BR/>churchofnobody.blogspot.com/2009/02/burn-in-hell-you-deniers-of-holocausts.htmlnobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-27125885875571195872009-03-17T02:35:00.000+11:002009-03-17T02:35:00.000+11:00ach, this is just not my topic at all.sorry.intere...ach, this is just not my topic at all.<BR/><BR/>sorry.<BR/>interesting but not to me really.<BR/><BR/><BR/>though thinking of silverfish washing his eyes with bleach was positively terrifying.<BR/><BR/>don't do it silv, don't do it!!!<BR/><BR/>I wondered about your Dad.<BR/>glad for the update, not so glad for the news though.<BR/>It has to be challenging?<BR/><BR/>Also wondered about the oil spill?<BR/>Near you or not?<BR/>Any local stories on it.<BR/>It sounds quite bad from what I have read, heard.Pennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16834513101685995010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-65428008011780504642009-03-16T14:37:00.000+11:002009-03-16T14:37:00.000+11:00Oof! There's a big argument - Japanese women are c...Oof! There's a big argument - Japanese women are culturally repressed. Are they? Frankly it's my opinion that Japanese men are far more repressed than the women. Me, I know far too many Japanese women who jumped on a plane and headed off to the wild unknown. And sure, the word 'fearless' is rarely connected with Japanese women, but if I had to pick one word to describe them that would be it. And I'd be hard pressed reconciling them as 'fearless' with them as 'repressed'.<BR/><BR/>Further to this, it's my considered opinion, ahem, that Japanese women have a very natural, earthy, and sensible view of sex. They're not repressed and they like it just fine. And yep, they've seen every bit as much porn as American women (probably more) and yet in no way does this transate into sluttishness (if you'll forgive the expression. I ordinarily steer clear of it what with men being as perfectly capable of it as women and equally as 'guilty' of whatever it is that's condemnable about it). The sense of shame the West is so big on seems largely absent in Japan. As is a lot of the role-playing and other weirdnesses that accompanies sex with Westerners.<BR/><BR/>And that aside, freedom is a tricky word. Apparently one of the reasons we invaded Iraq was for 'freedom'. Never mind that it was one of the most secular states in the Middle East.<BR/><BR/>For us, it's axiomatic that freedom is 'good'. Okay so why am I living with my old man? Why don't I persue my right to individual happiness, embrace my freedom, and stick him in a home? That's freedom isn't it?<BR/><BR/>In some ways, freedom is a dog-whistle term, if you know what I mean. Who would argue against it? Apart from yours truly, ha ha.<BR/><BR/>In Japan, 'wa', which is to say harmony, is prized. And sure enough, Japan is one of the most peaceful, safest places I've ever been to. There is no sense of perpetual fear or angst there. Not like I reckon exists in America. Does harmony exist in the West? I scratch my head. Perhaps we don't need it since we have so much freedom, ha ha. Between the West and the East, I'm given to thinking that the former is centrifugal and the latter is the opposite. Believe it or not, between the US and Japan, I'd rather live in Japan.<BR/><BR/>Sorry Slozo, I'm not having a go at you or anything, but my take on Japan (amongst other things sure) is very different to whatever the media has to say on the matter.<BR/><BR/>And Scarlett, funny you should mention it, but just last night there was a story on the telly about the latest scourge 'sexting'. It seems there's some 13 year old boy who's about to be charged with child pornography. Nuts. And nowhere in the news report did anyone ask why we're treating children as adults. It's like some mad charade.<BR/><BR/>On the subject of sex the US is really at odds with itself. It swings between two perversities. One is perversely prudish and judgemental and the other is just flat out nth-degree perverse. And clearly I'm no prude. But America's slow, and seemingly unstoppable, march towards the normalisation of topics such as <A HREF="http://cinemaofnobody.blogspot.com/2008/09/aristocrats.html" REL="nofollow">bestiality and coprophagia etc.</A> can't lead us anywhere good. Historically it's arguable that any civilisation that heads into this territory is headed for a fall.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, off to the cinema! Finally a new flick. Not a very good one though. I watched it last night and was enraged. It might just be the worst piece of shit I've ever seen. I'm talking about Cloverfield, and the word 'scathing' doesn't really measure up to what I have to say on the matter. Ciao ciao.nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-61434516699296148842009-03-16T02:26:00.000+11:002009-03-16T02:26:00.000+11:00I guess this is precisely why I, as a woman, hate ...I guess this is precisely why I, as a woman, hate porn so much. And it seems so much lately in the media is geared at taking young girls and training them to be future porn stars. Now, I'm not a prude -- but my parents raised me not with the whole "you need to be a virgin/good girl" thing but with the idea that my sexuality was 1) my own and 2) something that not everyone was worthy of having. That is what I hope to teach to my kids when they get older. These days, girls basically giving blowjobs in fifth grade b/c they think that is how to get boys to like them. Yeah, boys like that :), but not necessarily them ... <BR/><BR/>Whether we want to admit it or not, men and women do (generally speaking, of course) view sex differently. But these days we are all supposed to accept the porn view of sex as the ideal and we feel disappointed and deprived if the reality turns out to be less 'thrilling'.<BR/><BR/>Maybe I'd like porn a lot more if it bore any resemblance to my reality and didn't make me feel extremely unsexy because I am nothing like those women in any way, shape or form. Or at least if it were valued for the entertainment factor and wasn't held up as the gold standard to which we should all aspire.<BR/><BR/>I know my husband would be happy if we could find porn we could both watch ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-3553478503902912112009-03-15T14:14:00.000+11:002009-03-15T14:14:00.000+11:00Nobody,That's a tough way for your pops to wind do...Nobody,<BR/><BR/>That's a tough way for your pops to wind down a good long life, I hope it doesn't get any harder for your dad or you.<BR/><BR/>tip o the glass<BR/><BR/>Interesting thoughts on the big O . . . not sure if I totally agree that it's absent in western stuff, though. I certainly remember seeing it before, anyways. Definitely not prevalent, though, and as such, porn is totally styled towards men in the first place anyways - it's visual, full-on nudity in short 5 minute scenes.<BR/>I wonder if the Japanese porn is more geared to the repressed women in Japan, who have so much less cultural freedom?<BR/><BR/>btw - I've only seen Japanese porn mags, and word to the wise for all of you that haven't partaken - bring the weedwacker! ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-3581201199607613832009-03-15T10:00:00.000+11:002009-03-15T10:00:00.000+11:00And sorry Kikz, a few people have asked how it's g...And sorry Kikz, a few people have asked how it's going with the old man and I've failed to answer them. Ever dizzy, me. All I can say is that it's not as bad as when I called the ambulance. He's back to 'normal' now but in amongst these ups and downs, each new 'normal' is a level below the last one.<BR/><BR/>Up until now his hospital visits had been based on things unconnected with the cancer, like pneumonia. Now I reckon it's the cancer - pain all the time, zero energy, no appetite, wits astray. He's almost child-like now. What with him perpetually declining, I don't know how much further he can go, if you know what I mean. Ciao ciao.nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-5549495471930124552009-03-15T09:46:00.000+11:002009-03-15T09:46:00.000+11:00Hi boys and girls,First, the dreaded 'third pic' -...Hi boys and girls,<BR/><BR/>First, the dreaded 'third pic' - he's actually shaving the other fellow's pubes with a disposable razor. But this pic ain't nothing. The precise one I was after (and couldn't find) was the close up. David Lucas' mouth actually formed a trembling 'O' just so we couldn't miss the fellatio hint. Otherwise I think the gag has something to do with body builders and steroids and how it shrinks their willy. Like I said, I flicked onto it mid-sketch.<BR/><BR/>And it occurs to me that there might be people out there who would like to know precisely what I'm talking about. I recall that the last time I wrote about this, a fellow wanted to know what female ejaculation looked like. Now I remember! His name was 'porn student' ha ha. What with him being a student of porn, one assumes that he'd seen a great deal of it. And yet he'd never seen a female orgasm. Ha! QED!<BR/><BR/>Anyway, in a spirit of helpfulness I shall point those who wish to see this fabled chimera in the right direction. I just now popped open Limewire (any P2P software should do it) and entered the following search "無修正及川奈央". I downloaded the first minute or two of one which looked likely (I'm at an internet cafe - big downloads make the owners unhappy) and it seemed to be the ticket.<BR/><BR/>FYI - the first three characters are Japanese for 'uncensored' and the last four comprise the name of a Japanese pornstar, Nao Oikawa. She seems like a nice girl, very friendly.<BR/><BR/>Be warned - it's x-rated. Sure enough, ha ha.nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-14484185431188451342009-03-15T07:32:00.000+11:002009-03-15T07:32:00.000+11:00Oy vey, I am going start watching "uncensored" Jap...Oy vey, I am going start watching "uncensored" Japanese porn and compare it to American porn.<BR/><BR/>Hopefully, it will help with the shiksas!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-56891522447308695212009-03-15T06:47:00.000+11:002009-03-15T06:47:00.000+11:00er.. um... nice one noby:)san's the fugly fat men ...er.. um... nice one noby:)<BR/><BR/>san's the fugly fat men <BR/>blec:P<BR/><BR/>nice call though...<BR/><BR/><BR/>hope things hav settled down w/your daddy and he's out of hosp....<BR/><BR/>k*kikzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05647064395400783134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-83124329862113227542009-03-15T05:29:00.000+11:002009-03-15T05:29:00.000+11:00Nobody, Your final comment about the devil convin...Nobody, Your final comment about the devil convincing the world that he does not exist made this joke pop into the neural pathways.<BR/>Apologies for making light of a seriousness but hell we need as much light as we can get.<BR/>The devil pounces into a rural church one Sunday morning in full devil regalia.<BR/>Immediately the congregation flees, including the priest and altar boys.<BR/>Everyone except an elderly man sitting toward the back.<BR/>The devil strides towards him breathing out smoke, swishing that tail and rattling the horns and don't forget the trident.<BR/>He storms over to the elderly gent and asks:<BR/>"do you know who I am?"<BR/>"Yep" said the old dude.<BR/>"And are you aware that I can make your life absolute suffering and turmoil in the blink of an eye"?.<BR/>"Yep" says the old man.<BR/>The devil is starting to get a bit perturbed by the lack of fear in this being - he has never come upon it before.<BR/>"I can make you wince and groan for all eternity" he continues.<BR/>"Yep" said the man.<BR/>In some desperation said "why the hell are you not afraid of me - how do you think you can survive me?"<BR/>"Ah very simple said the old man, I have lived with your sister for 33 years".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-18014677245246247822009-03-15T02:33:00.000+11:002009-03-15T02:33:00.000+11:00That third pic you've got there, well I know why t...That third pic you've got there, well I know why the guy standing has a big burly man plucking his pubes, any woman seeing a dick that small would start to laugh!<BR/><BR/>Anywhoo's-it, could it be that Jewish porn doesn't show a female orgasm because they don't want men to know how to please a woman? Could it be that they hope they can teach the women what sex is really about, thereby making all women their sex slaves? Kinda ambitious, I know, but not beyond the realm of possiblity me thinks!Skyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00198283033410908267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-65567486549937343772009-03-15T02:11:00.000+11:002009-03-15T02:11:00.000+11:00Oh geeeze that third pic made me want to wash my e...Oh geeeze that third pic made me want to wash my eyes with Bleach.<BR/><BR/>And whats the dork on his knees holding? Tweezers?<BR/><BR/>Skye's gonna be really pissed cause like that pic put me off showers Big time. And I thought Psycho was bad for keeping people out of the shower.the Silverfishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09019227476380575638noreply@blogger.com