tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post3796234304881349248..comments2023-06-29T23:58:03.749+10:00Comments on church of nobody: The Coffee Rules > Falsity As Totality > The Big Nothingnobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-82347405019420632562010-12-13T14:53:10.219+11:002010-12-13T14:53:10.219+11:00Thanks Tony, it may come to that. Mind you, a gran...Thanks Tony, it may come to that. Mind you, a granny flat would be good. Imagine being able to get away from the TV. Wow.nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-88250537494315678612010-12-13T12:36:21.793+11:002010-12-13T12:36:21.793+11:00Nobody
After a stay in hospital because of a medi...Nobody<br /><br />After a stay in hospital because of a medication problem (doctors blue) we placed my mum in a nursing home – she was 88 and weighed 28k (she was always slight but very healthy). She didn't like it a first but they could look after her better than my sister and I (not that we were slack – she had her own self contained two bedroom 'granny flat' on top of my sisters house).<br />Within weeks she loved the place.<br />We visited (separately) a few times a week and she was happy with that.<br />The nursing home looked after her extremely well and she lived 'till 90.<br />We were lucky in that the home was only about 2k from where we lived.<br /><br />TonyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-71872958381959824562010-12-13T10:47:36.960+11:002010-12-13T10:47:36.960+11:00Don't be impressed Aang. That's what happe...Don't be impressed Aang. That's what happens when you are slack and idle and leave an article on the front page for... Jesus Christ, three weeks is it? Wow.<br /><br />And yes, FB I have a new piece that has somehow managed to make itself absurdly long - me at my self-indulgent worst. It started out as me thinking I had something clever to say about Assange, writing a couple thousand words of rubbish and then getting to the end and realising that my clever idea was actually bloody obvious. But whatever! I'll sling it up anyway. It should have some nice pix at least.<br /><br />I should also add that the old man has been jumping me through a particularly tiresome series of hoops lately. He's had a genius idea for making his life easier by making me responsible for every single aspect of it. If we are at the doctors every question he's asked is instantly referred to me as if he can't possibly know, but I surely will. I attempt to discourage him by loudly saying, 'How the fuck would I know?' but the game is all he's got and he could no more stop playing it than he could stop breathing. But I shouldn't bitch, we'll be there soon enough.<br /><br />Anyway, whatever. Hopefully I'll post tomorrow or the next day. Mind you, I've said that before haven't I? Oh well...nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-33685151526621476372010-12-13T08:45:59.897+11:002010-12-13T08:45:59.897+11:00FB
Your ex PM is making himself a tad of a tireso...FB<br /><br />Your ex PM is making himself a tad of a tiresome shit of late. Anything likely to fall off the desktop onto the main page in the near future?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-83137415523325035742010-12-11T16:42:25.471+11:002010-12-11T16:42:25.471+11:0042 comments. Wow!
- Aangirfan42 comments. Wow!<br /><br />- AangirfanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-74404259372149964812010-12-09T21:41:55.490+11:002010-12-09T21:41:55.490+11:00Nobby Baby
I have arranged for the catering suppl...Nobby Baby<br /><br />I have arranged for the catering suppliers to have a small inconvenience on the way to the airport so anything you ask for won’t be there, he, he. And consider it already fixed with Julia; she mightn’t be everyone’s first choice but I am sure no full blooded Auzie will pass up the chance to gallop the trot. As you say though, do remember the third law of thermodynamics, all that sewing and reaping stuff. Didn’t mean to imply anything about the Grand Reaper there, you will be on the side of the good guys, the ones with the black hats. <br /><br />Yours as always <br /><br />KBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-31048494283738161412010-12-09T16:36:13.235+11:002010-12-09T16:36:13.235+11:00And Kev, that's a brilliant idea about the Gra...And Kev, that's a brilliant idea about the Grand Marnier. But I've got a better one. We'll find out precisely what they don't have on the plane and make sure that that's all we ask for. Dig it, it's like an arse-about cheese shop sketch albeit with the hosties as clueless victims and us trying to outdo each other berserk tantrum merchants. God I can hardly wait.<br /><br />And no sniggering or you'll give the game away.nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-87681094207346221372010-12-09T16:27:26.978+11:002010-12-09T16:27:26.978+11:00Um... actually I'm thinking I shouldn't ha...Um... actually I'm thinking I shouldn't have told you that. Luring someone to their death works so much better when you don't tell them that that's what you're doing.<br /><br />Look Skinny, forget all that. I was just joking. No one is luring anyone to their death. Just come along - no need to worry - and we'll all have a brilliant time. It'll be one long sex-drugs-and-rock'n'roll snavelfest. And never mind the third law of thermodynamics, this will all be free forever and ever amen.<br /><br />But just to be on the safe side, I recommend you bring some people with you that you don't like very much and wouldn't mind - kind of thing - if they died. Suddenly. In an accident perhaps.<br /><br />And hopefully you'll be better at not giving the game away than I was. Um... you won't sell <i>me</i> out will you? That would be pretty poor of you I think. Anyway, here's to a life of fear!nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-14463455336603006742010-12-09T16:03:23.135+11:002010-12-09T16:03:23.135+11:00Okay that sounds like fun. Skinny, pile in mate! I...Okay that sounds like fun. Skinny, pile in mate! I'm glad you're here because, what with nothing coming for free, someone was going to have to be sacrificed and between an ex-PM and yours truly I'm pretty sure I was 'it'. But now that you're here I just sell you out and baby I'm a rich man yeah!nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-42829623317576083912010-12-09T05:02:24.928+11:002010-12-09T05:02:24.928+11:00Count me in on the Paraguay adventure.I'll pay...Count me in on the Paraguay adventure.I'll pay my own way.<br />I was glad to see the statue but let us not jump to conclusions about the Khazars. They most likely were better people than the Jews were. At least they had their own kingdom. The vampires landed and infiltrated them,150 years later kingdon gone jews more on.It can happen to us just as well.<br />Note that all of our federal agents have a six pronged Star of David and no one says a word. Our law enforcement in the cities are one by one changing to six prongs. <br />Our ambulances rather than having a red cross (see old photos) they are one by one having a blue star of david, non chalantly crossing out the cross.<br />Most hospitals are going for blue and white uniforms.<br />I am sure there are other take overs that I havn't noticed.skinnylegsandallnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-91231802354936818262010-12-09T04:43:03.754+11:002010-12-09T04:43:03.754+11:00Don’t mention it nobs, you don’t mind the familiar...Don’t mention it nobs, you don’t mind the familiarity do you, just consider it done. In fact the tickets are winging their way towards you as I write this. <br /><br />We have intelligence here and we sussed out your true motives a long time ago mate and consider your shortcut already cut. Your belly and your cock can hang out with the best of them. And drugs??? You will be in Paraguay for Christ’s sake. <br /><br />Cormic McCarthy’s judge; nope can’t put a face to the name but he sounds like one of mine, there again if you want him along consider it done and I will get him to supply you with as many lawyers to shoot as you like. Certainly more than any of us can reasonable eat. Everything is there mate, every indulgence catered for, every boredom amused, from mini guns to mini golf. We have got mini guns going half cocked and mini cocks going off half gunned; there are enthusiastic 12 year old sex slaves with RFID chips so there is no place to hide. Christ, I am the ex PM mate, I can get you all of McCloud’s daughters if that’s what you want. I will even put in a good word for you with Julia Gillard. There I go getting carried away with myself again. But so as not to spoil your fun I will make personally sure there is absolutely but absolutely no Grand Marnier on the plane. <br /><br />Between ourselves, of course, you can call me Kevvy Baby but for public consumption I think it should be Mr Rudd. People don’t always understand the relationship hard working politicians have with their very special friends when the weight of State is lifted from their shoulders. <br /><br />As always<br /><br />Your Kevvy Baby.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-7756009910638199682010-12-08T14:06:21.373+11:002010-12-08T14:06:21.373+11:00Thanks Kev!
You don't mind if I call you Kev ...Thanks Kev!<br /><br />You don't mind if I call you Kev do you? I figure Kev is pushing it without going too far, like 'Kevvy' say.<br /><br />As for your invite to Paraguay, now you're talking! I was wondering when the death cult was going to knock on my door. Not that any of the dimwits here get it but the only reason I do this blog is as a shortcut / act of desperation to score a gig with our blood spattered rulers. All this talk of Buddhism is crap. What I really want is to spend the rest of my life worshipping my belly and my cock all the while hoovering up insane amounts of drugs. Never mind Scarface and that bowl of coke that he plants his face into, I want a jacuzzi's worth of it.<br /><br />Really, what I want is to be the Judge out of Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian. Have you read that? The Judge is fantastic, like some hairless, seven foot tall albino Dick Cheney.<br /><br />Speaking of Cheney, what about people hunting? Will we be able to go people hunting in Paraguay? That would be grand. How about mini-guns? Do they have those down there? Ever since I saw terminator I always wanted to blow the shit out of something with a mini-gun.<br /><br />Whoops! Time to go to yoga. Otherwise include me in Kev. Take it as read that I am cock-a-hoop. A life of caviar, krug, coke, and 12 year old sex slaves is all I ever dreamt of. And the odd mini-gun hunt thrown in! It doesn't get any better than that.<br /><br />So yes, send me that first class ticket. Address it:<br /><br />nobody<br />Tourist Town<br />Australia<br /><br />and it should get to me no problems.<br /><br />Thanks mate, and we'll catch up soon. Ha! Let's have a competition to see who can make the hostie cry first. <i>"What do you mean you have no Crepes Suzettes with Grand Marnier? If you can't whistle up some crepes suzettes pronto - WITH GRAND MARNIER! - I will personally throw you off the fucking plane!"</i> Fun and games!nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-85137302682549213192010-12-07T21:07:03.038+11:002010-12-07T21:07:03.038+11:00Hello Mr n, MBK here again or KR as those not so c...Hello Mr n, MBK here again or KR as those not so close to me as you are obliged to call me. Isn’t it nice to have a special friend? I used to have an imaginary one, well lots of them really, mind you they all thought they were real and I was imaginary, what a jape. But never mind all that, now I have you – you and that word Robust. What a strong word that is, almost, well, robust. Got it off Dubya don’t you know, as in “The economy is robust”. Well what a wheeze that one was too. I suspect he got the word off Karl but I was never too sure about that. I guess it is these special words that make special people like us immortal, what do you think? <br />After the Elle incident, you know, it got me round to thinking what useful things tongues are and where I might usefully put mine and that’s where the robust word came from. Wrote it down on a scrap of paper at the time and thought you never know when a word like that might come in handy. People know when you use their own special words. They take it as a compliment and then they like you. Thought that when the time comes, God forbid that if ever people stop noticing me, instead of wandering out into the back of beyond I might pop over and give ol W a howdy doody on his ranch in Paraguay. Then I could spend my retirement going around visiting Herman and Klaus and all the others that are supposed to be dead and I will use all of their special words when I go calling. I will stay well clear of that Wen Jiabao though after all the hurtful things he said about us (me). I could even send you a free ticket to Asuncion, first class of course and I could introduce you to all these other important nobodies as my special friend. Now is that an offer or is that an offer? Do I see you punching the air like that Loose Windscreen does? Now let’s hear it from you Mr n.<br /><br />With affection<br /><br />Your special friend<br /><br />Kevin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-10621017557662922062010-12-07T16:09:04.121+11:002010-12-07T16:09:04.121+11:00Ex PM!
Yes I did see you on the telly. You did v...Ex PM! <br /><br />Yes I did see you on the telly. You did very well I thought. What was that word? Robust? Very good, I'm sure the punters ate it up.<br /><br />As for the leak I doubt there's any of it that came as news to the Chinese. The heavies at the top end would be under no illusions about you as any kind of sinophile. They know you'd sell them down the drain in a heartbeat. Perhaps it was that pained artificial smile you perpetually affect? Who knows? Either way the Chinese would have long since given up on you as any kind of friend of China.<br /><br />And you urged Hilary to "use force" eh? Dear oh dear. Ex... no offence mate, but who the fuck do you think you are? Yap, Yap, Yap, went the little dog. "Wah! All hail the great conquering hero of East Timor," say the Chinese, laughing their heads off.<br /><br />As for Rupes and the Ass-Song, Ex-PM shame on you! You forgot Frank Lowy! A rolled-gold certified member of the zionist/banking hall of fame; a top tier hero of 911; a weekly-telephone-call personal buddy of Benjamin Netanyahu. I mean honestly.<br /><br />How could he not be at the tip of your tongue (literally now that I think about it) after last weeks' huge Frank-Lowy-World-Cup-Suckfest-Extravaganza? Speaking of tongues, Elle McPherson had hers so far down the back of his throat he had a momentary dry heave / gag response thingy. Did you notice? Happily no one else did and they all just carried on. And Elle McPherson! What a tongue! And fearless? She'll stick it anywhere.<br /><br />Mind you, I'm given to thinking that it was actually the Frank Lowy crawly bumlick that lost it for us. What I haven't decided yet is if we overdid it or underdid it - too much bumlick or not enough? - it'll be one of those two things.<br /><br />Anyway, lovely to have you pop in and long may your ride on the jet-set gravy train continue.<br /><br />best,<br /><br />nnobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-60091321870600695772010-12-06T18:05:57.074+11:002010-12-06T18:05:57.074+11:00Hello Mister Nobody, Milky Bar Kid here.
Did you n...Hello Mister Nobody, Milky Bar Kid here.<br />Did you notice that WikiLeaks 'leaked' the information I gave you about Hil asking <br />my <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/12/05/3085098.htm" rel="nofollow"><i>advice on China</i></a>? I think that might be Israel wanting us to be embarrassed – didn't work. <br />As is, most of the other 'leaks' were nowhere near the vicinity of the fan – poor old Bibi <br />can't win a trick lately what with his bush fire and all. I don't know if you realise this <br />Mister Nobody but as far as the source of information in any of these 'leaks' you can swap WikiLeaks <br />with Israel any time – we (Australia) gave 'the cause' Mister Murdock and now Mister Assange – <br />what a giving nation we are.<br />Happy Chanukah.<br /><br />Your favourite ex Prime Minister of Australia<br />K M Rudd (Previously the Eumundi Kid)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-81884578308386838462010-12-06T10:19:07.130+11:002010-12-06T10:19:07.130+11:00Hey Dave, well I've two pieces: one is that re...Hey Dave, well I've two pieces: one is that reply to P2P and the other is about Julian Assange. Both of them are close and the only reason they're not done is due to me being so easily distracted. Imagine how much I could have done if I hadn't spent all day yesterday re-reading Laurel Canyon.nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-54064812384591748842010-12-05T01:54:15.073+11:002010-12-05T01:54:15.073+11:00Hey Nobby,
I love the Beamer reference. Funny stu...Hey Nobby,<br /><br />I love the Beamer reference. Funny stuff.<br /><br />At the risk of beating my old drum too much, let me just say that gibberish is fine. Hell, sometimes a little gibberish is a nice 'palate cleanser' after a heavy mouthful of "they're fucking with the water supply of the whole fucking USA", if you know what I mean. <br /><br />Of course, and I've intimated this before, I like everything you write. Perhaps because I harbor more Gratitude than Expectation, these days. <br /><br />bye-ciao,<br />Dave Q.Dave Q.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-5249744489767545742010-12-02T15:30:31.140+11:002010-12-02T15:30:31.140+11:00Thanks Dave,
I know what you mean mate. I feel i...Thanks Dave, <br /><br />I know what you mean mate. I feel it quite acutely. But there seems to be some kind of short circuit going on. My head is the same as ever with all manner of mad thoughts flying about but the urge to hammer them into the keyboard just seems absent.<br /><br />I feel like Robert De Niro in Awakenings. If someone throws me the ball I can reach up to grab it but if left to myself I just look at the ball and wonder why anyone would bother.<br /><br />Or perhaps I'm just distracted? I don't know what it is. Perhaps it's nothing. Perhaps I'll just start writing tomorrow and the pages will 'roll' like an imaginary Todd Beamer, ha ha.<br /><br />Anyway I'll write something soon and hopefully it won't be gibberish.nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-71144605496386902892010-12-02T05:52:01.682+11:002010-12-02T05:52:01.682+11:00http://dublinmick.wordpress.com/2010/12/01/the-gul...http://dublinmick.wordpress.com/2010/12/01/the-gulf-of-mexico-is-dying/<br /><br />Dr. Tom Termotto of Florida State University (my alma mater) brings us some more disturbing news from the Gulf. It is dying and the repercussions affect all life on the planet and the seven seas. <br /><br />He mentions the gulf can result in a great earthquake as Edgar Cayce predicted as well as the Mayans.<br /><br />The gulf stream in northern Europe is reported to be 10% cooler than normal with unseasonable snows as the gulf stream emanating from the Gulf of Mexico continues to halt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-25210254990934716442010-12-02T02:46:19.793+11:002010-12-02T02:46:19.793+11:00Hello Nobody,
You should know that the physically...Hello Nobody,<br /><br />You should know that the physically lovely, intelligent, truth-loving folks who are drawn here do not do so by mere chance. Do birds tend to flock around a dried up water hole? I think not.<br /><br />Also, please don't ever apologize for writing the more personal stuff. It's all good. In fact, many of us (it appears) identify quite a bit with your personal reflections of late. It's nice to feel that one isn't so alone. I personally have yet to be so courageous and open.<br /><br />And what a great gang here, and the comments! Oh, the comments! (channeling Tiny Tim, here)<br /><br />A great holiday to you, Tiny Nobby, and to all of us....every one.<br /><br />bye-ciao,<br />Dave Q.Dave Q.http://quackdave.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-69258200301380163202010-11-29T15:31:49.804+11:002010-11-29T15:31:49.804+11:00No cavilling. We are gorgeous. I have spoken.No cavilling. We are gorgeous. I have spoken.nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-86885182020433026972010-11-28T08:35:33.712+11:002010-11-28T08:35:33.712+11:00All that to-die-for food and here's me having ...All that to-die-for food and here's me having quit wheat, sugar, and dairy, and imagining myself as a fellow who's walked away from desire. Yeah, right, <br /><br />hmmm. food.. i do that over the thought of a juicy cap of rib eye; spinalis dorsi <br />http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/283547<br /><br />mine are more.. madonna material girl stuff..<br /><br />i still miss my diamonds and gold...and my nice el do.. and my house... sigh.....<br /><br />kinda like that crow who was gaga over sparkliez in <br />secret of nimh<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQKWRO9CZrwkikzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05647064395400783134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-1535274898616176632010-11-28T08:18:36.499+11:002010-11-28T08:18:36.499+11:00hmmmm
(eyez glazin over rembn my glory daze)
i .....hmmmm<br />(eyez glazin over rembn my glory daze)<br /><br />i ...was... goodlookin.. once upon a time.<br /><br /><br />now i'm just invisible :) it's a lot less work...<br /><br />wv: imoohyl<br /><br />which i read either as.. i'm oo y'all<br />or..<br />i moooooh y'all..<br />hhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha....<br />back to xmas decorating....kikzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05647064395400783134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-84570043797220655642010-11-27T20:53:00.381+11:002010-11-27T20:53:00.381+11:00FB
Ha, I remember once on holiday, we had an apar...FB<br /><br />Ha, I remember once on holiday, we had an apartment or bungalow or such. When there was a crowd in the living room I went to the bathroom, left the door half open, stood in front of the mirror and started saying, “Gosh, you are so pretty, I really don’t blame all the girls for falling in love with you. They should walk in front of you and throw rose petals at your feet in honour of your beauty etc, etc, and other such crap.” The trick was to come out of the bathroom and see the bemused look on everybody’s faces. Then they got the pointy finger and the big smile. Some would say I look as though I still have my tongue in my cheek but that’s not true although I have lost a front tooth which I never bothered to have put back in but that has more to do with being a total coward so far as dentists are concerned. <br /><br />How is that for dealing with the self depreciating bit, although I know for certain I am not as good looking as Victoria ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5842308776616107900.post-40622176246390991202010-11-27T10:42:47.881+11:002010-11-27T10:42:47.881+11:00What are you on about FB? Knock off the self-depre...What are you on about FB? Knock off the self-deprecation. Only <i>I'm</i> allowed to do that. Ha!<br /><br />And Victoria, it was a bit sneaky of me but that was a test. Happily you declaring yourself as good-looking was the exact right answer. Welcome to the club.<br /><br />The are two rules for the club -<br /><br />The first rule is - there is no club.<br /><br />The second rule is - there are no rules.<br /><br />Now, everyone should go back to what they were doing before.nobodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13067422372087431256noreply@blogger.com