Today in Clerihew Club we match the clerihews below with each of the famous quotes about them. First correct entry gets a free copy of The Firm-Buttocked Clerihew by Sir Joshua Reynolds.* (*not really).
"Gentlemen, I give you the clerihew! Pray do not look away!"
"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Clerihew, Ein Verrücktwerden Abwesenheit von Reim oder Versmaß."
"Bugger the humidity, it's those bloody clerihews! Won't they ever stop?"
"Every goy who studies the clerihew and every Jew who helps him in it, ought to die."
"The Thinking Crumpet's Clerihew"
Scarpia: Ascolta mi, un ultimo clerihew...
Tosca: Mori! Mori!
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Nutty for badminton.
On her Thailand travel blog
Just one word: Shuttle!Cock!
General George Petraeus,
Sure he may dismay us.
But not like Party B
In the case of Bomber v. Bombee.
It's BON-o
Doncha know.
Sponsored by 7-Eleven™
The Great Sage and Equal of Heaven™
George Herbert Walker Bush
Didn't need a push.
There's no place he'd not destroy
For a pre-pubescent boy.
Julia Eileen Gillard
+ 1 spouse / beard.
Most happy to drink toasts
To their blood-spattered hosts.
Billy Ray Cyrus
Daughters, Pelvis N' Gyrus.
He makes them rub their wholes
Against child-size stripper's poles.
Barrack Hussein Obama
A G&S 'Operama'
♪ From Finders' foundling found in an old kom-beee ♫
♫ To the very model of a monarch mind-zom-beee ♪
Hullo Boys and Girls,
ReplyDeleteSorry for the spotty attendance but we've been in amongst a series of biblical plagues. What were they again? Um, there was the plague of rain, pretty bad, then one of absent buses, then short-lifed batteries, and um, I don't know... the usual boils and flatulence etc. Anyway, I keep seeming to run out of time before I've even finished anything, let alone comment.
I hope people like these clerihews. Because I have yet another page of them nearly ready to go. And for some reason they seem to be becoming more perverse. I expect that's the fault of one of those plagues. Bloody Egyptians!
And thanks for all your efforts. But do watch the meter, people. It is a tricky booger.
I simply love this clerihew thing. really anticipating my first one to pop out, might take a long time though for my processor is a slow one.
ReplyDeletecommented to share this, amuses me greatly: http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
thankyou for your clerihews mr nobody,may they do battle with the forces of darkness,against the biblical plagues of buses not turning up on time and no milk left at the supermarket shelf..
ReplyDeletemay your clerihews always be abundant
...thankyou neil
clerihews, eh?!
ReplyDeleteone can learn something new, every single day.
and btw nobody, so clever.
If I had more time
I would try my hand
Alas I am bogged down
And wearing a frown
when I should have a face lightened with a smile
I know, it doesn't work, but, what the hell.
fignag?
that is my word verification
fignag?
figgy pudding?
figs and nuts?
figs and goat cheese?
figs for the holiday season
so I guess it is fitting
or fignag-ing?
oh and bono makes me ill.
ReplyDeleteI used to be a fan, even saw them live, but now....
The less I see and hear of mr nauseating one world order, the much happier I am
Bwahaha if not for that hilarious photo of Hitlery Klinton there would've been some violent regurgitation. Make a clerihew generator app like the Shakespearean insulter, heavy metal band naming app and the whine and complain generator.
ReplyDeletegigglez to hister :)
ReplyDeletedamnit noby!
happy solstice! plagues and all:)
k*
This' interesting Nobby -
ReplyDeleteTrouble in paradise
Now they're not playing nice
Maybe the news will change
Instead of it having the mange
Tony
My old dog is dying
ReplyDeletethat's why all the crying
It seems that every piece of art
is here to slowly fall apart
into the house of one jenna
ReplyDeletekids came like pilgrims to mecca
and so this day must be fated
even the moon is illuminated
now as the only one awake
from words not at all opaque
one sees into minds oh so bright
all of whom are a great delight
through this clumsy song
I am to make a declaration
beautiful souls from the internet
are my favorite christmas present
all hail clerihew
and at it fuck hebrew
for it is the best tactic
to tackle the inner varmint
bit wet Nobby
ReplyDeletesea's a bit bobby
shrooms growing between toes
have a wet and drippy nose
In case anyone is interested I changed half the photos. Even one from the previous post (the first Kissinger phote which was dull before but is now a real cracker). Otherwise I changed Hillary (more direction to the action), Petraeus (a bomb gag so obvious I can't believe I missed it), Bono (more prominent devil horns), and Billy Ray (who had to go in since he's not just evil but obviously evil).
ReplyDeleteas the world freezes its populace
ReplyDeleteone hears the gnashing of the teeth
one senses the rolling of the eyes
one awaits the chopping of the heads.
FB
ReplyDeleteThe haiku’s retired
Now the clerhiew’s desired
Soon we will return to the kick
Of the limerick
There once was Nobody from Surfies
ReplyDeleteWho loved us commenting on furfies
He tied us in knots
Had us all asking whats??
Just to prove where his literate turf is
Dirty old Pope Benedict
ReplyDeleteloved to have his PP licked
by little girls or boys
his favorite Christmas toys
A Presidential puppet named Barack
ReplyDeletesucking on Illuminati cock
For keeping Af-Pak stuck in Hell
he scored a sweet prize from Nobel
Zionist shill Larisa Alexandrovna
ReplyDeleteA dirty nafka from near Moldovna
Spinning lies to soften war crimes,
She reminds me of Goebbels in long ago times
upside inside leftway
ReplyDeletezionist authoritarian mess made
backward devolving morality
implementing itself in its own tragedy
nice clerihews people...neil
ReplyDeleteThe Cyrus picture was changed, the previous one was somewhat deranged. A parent would be a real asshole to let his daughters rally around a stripper pole.
ReplyDeleteRome wasn't built in a day
ReplyDeletebut israel was, in a way
attracting bastards like a magnet
to the asshole of the planet.
Careful! Careful, Kim Jong Il
ReplyDeleteDon't step on that banana peel
It's a trap, put there by Obama,
because Satan once fucked his mama
hope you're safe frm the floods.. have no idea as to your proximity.. but.. wanted to say hi.
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